When the bladder presses

We all know that. You are on a roadtrip and when time comes for a pee break only rest stops without restrooms...

So what to do? Well, it's very simple. Tear the foot and nylon slave out of the car, tease him nicely with your nylon foot and then place him down in front of you. Voila! Your mobile toilet...

If there's one thing you always can brag about... it's how much he can swalllow. So just open your mouth and down with the golden nectar